Please don’t hold the wall…and fix your shoe because when Thirstmillion smells weakness for even a second he becomes Sher Khan the tiger and you have a few bare necessities up your skirt and shirt he wants.
Now we can’t be completely mad. Thirstmillion was headed to the bathroom, ever the opportunist when he saw her stop to take toilet paper off her shoe and seconds later saw her breasts in that see through v cut shirt all you ladies like to wear and piercings showing, he had to try to get in her Fertile Crescent.
You w/ all those curves, Thirstmillion w/o no brakes, your homegirl w/ just enough of a see through element to her leggings where he can see her risqué tattoo…he’s Simba learning to pounce.
But he failed to do the math. He should’ve known this didn’t add up. Why would these two bad ladies just be lingering by the bathrooms when they can be leeching off of bottles in someone’s section? Because they were waiting for their larger friend to finish in the bathroom.
Enters the heavy duty cutie. Breasts all mashed up in the cami trying to draw attention away from her humongous hind legs. Pulling out all the tricks; you know the blazer and the thick waist belt. Not too fat where you’re medically concerned but big enough to be an OT on an NFL practice squad running lead block. So she puts her plush hand against the wall, the kind of fat hand that has those indentations where the knuckles should be.
Where you should’ve called the audible you’re now intercepted and you have a choice to make…how many drinks will it take you to leave with her? She’s above .500 you haven’t won a game yet Thirstmillion. #thirstmillion #art #thirsttrap #illustration #thickgirls #drawing #sketch